On Monday, why have you come so soon!

And alarm clock,
why have you forsaken me.
'Get up and go to work'
'No! You can't make me'
'You are correct, I can't…
but your hankering for purses
and crafting materials can.'
'I hate you!'
'I know and I live with that hurt everyday'
'Bulls*^t! You don't care.
If you cared you'd let me sleep.'
'Yeah yeah yeah I hear it all the time.
Get up you lazy arse!'

Happy Monday (please note—sarcastic tone)