11.16.2009

On Monday, why have you come so soon!

And alarm clock,
why have you forsaken me.
'Get up and go to work'
'No! You can't make me'
'You are correct, I can't…
but your hankering for purses
and crafting materials can.'
'I hate you!'
'I know and I live with that hurt everyday'
'Bulls*^t! You don't care.
If you cared you'd let me sleep.'
'Yeah yeah yeah I hear it all the time.
Get up you lazy arse!'


Happy Monday (please note—sarcastic tone)

1 comment:

  1. Hope Tuesday's better.
    Mine is not looking good
    Oh the vile migraine.


    My Grumpy haiku

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