The bag that wont go away

This yoga mat bag is taking FOREVER! It's like it just doesn't want to get finished. It completely has a mind of it's own. And I think it's just eating the yarn, cause I fear I'm going to run out.
Seriously!
Why don't you want to get finished?
Bad yoga mat bad!
What do you think, you're too good for completion?

I feel like Happy Gilmore when the ball wont go into the hole (this clip has language in it, so don't follow if you have sensitive ears).